U'll never guess what. Linda announced today 2 the entire shop that she is pregnant by derek the security man. Brian from security said he was asking for it n debz was like all happy for her n stuff.

I just kept quiet. she is obviously very pleased with herself and why shouldnt she be. She has a boyfriend who must love her 2 get her pregnant. Its all so grown up. I'm not jelos cos i dont fancy derek or anything but it would be nide 2 have someone like me that mauhc.

Derek is a bit of a romeo is what debz says. SHe said he tried it on with her in the stock room last week but of course she said no. DEbz is far to smart 2 b caught out by a fly by night man like derek. DEbz says that it wasnt the first time he tried it on either but maybe now tyhat hes going 2 be a dad hes got 2 be different. SHe says that if he is up to any funny bisness she will be able to find out and will grass him up.

WEll now that linda has made her big announdment she thinks she doenst have 2 do any of the hard owrk. so she spends her time tifying the r ails n thnigs. She cant lift heavy boxes incase she loses the baby and she has to get a seat every hour so she gets the wrght of her feet. DEbz says linda will look really funny with fat anckels and that its only amatter of time before she is buying tena lady for those embarassing dribles pregnant peiopkle get.

Brian has been really chatty lately. he's been asking about all the internet people ive been meeing. hes an internet genios and he tells me how 2 act with them so i dont get stuck with any wierdos. i told him not 2 be so silly that they arent wirdos but he says ytou can never tell and that tehy are all newrotick fools. Debs reckons he might be jealos.

Aunty millie has been really secretive lately 2. aunt emms came to visit us and thetwo of them stayed in aunt millies room the whole time. There were lots of giggles and funny noises coming from the room. Old people are strange u can never tell what they r up 2. Aunt ems reminds me of sally from my holiday. They both have the same short grey hair, tho sally had to have hers all cut out cos of the treatment for her cancer. SHe was so brave to pull thro all that and get better at the end. Aunt ems has these really horrible sandals too. I'm srue they are very confortable but they are green and ugly with big thick soles on them and a T bar like the ones you used to have to wear at school.

Aunt mullie called aunty ems a dike whcih i thought was a really nasty horrible thing to say but the two of them just laughed about it. I just dont understnad old peoples sense of humoir anymore. I waqs really shocked at aunty millie using sucj languawge.

She seemed different with aunt ems here. like there is more life in her. they went to bingo last night and won #40. I said i woukld go with htem next time 2 see if i can win 2. Bingo sounds like fun.

Anyway i've said enouhg here today abour nothing much of importantce and i should be going to work soon. I'm on the back shift again.

lotsaluv to all my fans and readers (lol)
alice xxx