Dear Dairy
OMG so much has been happening lately that i dont know where 2 begin. I suppoes i should start with the sad news.

Mr Snugglebottom seems 2 have killed and eaten Arthur, aunty millies budgie. I cant find him anywhere and aunty millie is due 2 come back from her sisters soon. What am I going to tell her. I cant believe that mr snugglebottom would do such a horrible horrible thing. Hes such a sweetie, hes not a killer. I have looked everywhere for arthur. I even went into town and bought one of those bird whistle things that tweets incase he would hear it and come back.

I went all around the park and everything with this tweeter but he obviously wasnt there.

I am so ashamed, I was drunk on aunty milies sherry at the time and I only left the door to his cage open for about 5 minutes. Surley it takes longer than that to eat a bugie.

I dont know how I am going 2 tell anty millie. Shes gonna freak out. I wouldnt be surprised if she puts me out of the house for this. Poor mr snugglebottom, he was only playing i'm sure of it. he wouldnt do it deliberetly. Mrs snugglebottom wouldnt still love him if he done that. I know she wouldnt and she still does.

I am officially in morning for poor arthur.

Well the good weather has improved my moods tho, even tho i am in morning. I think its all the vitamins you get from getting a suntan. I wish they would decide whether its good or bad for u. its like one minute they all go on about skin caner and the next its vitamins this and thaat. Well i am a really brite shade of red at the minute but i will go brown with it soon. Its really sore and the blisters havent burst yet but its worth it isnt it. I dont belive in this skin cancer stuff anyawy.

The good weather means that the shop has been really quiet. Of course I can still keep busy with all the work that needs doing but Linda got caught with Derek from securityin the changing rooms on wed. She has been given a warning for missconduct. I wish i had a camera, not to tkae pictres of what they were up to, i dont like that kind of thing, but her face when she got caught.

She was so red i thought she was goign 2 brust. Derek is such a minger 2. Afterwards she was boasting about her affair with derek like it was something to be proud of.

The girls in the shpo were not very happy with her doing that cos they say they dont knw what kids of diseses they spread when they were doing it. I dont know much about that kind of thing tho.

I got a letter back from the poetry competitioin. They said they have receved my poem and are judging it. That must mean that im in for a chance of winning or they wouldnt have sent me a letter.

I have wrote some more poems. i wrote one about poor arthur. I will put htem on my website soon.

aunty millie comes back from aunty ems on mon so i have to tidy up the house. I am really pleased with myself. I onle had 4 bacardi breesers 2nite so i stayed mostly sober. I should go to bed now tho cos i have 2 get up earlt in themorning.

Dear Dairy Its been really quiet. I had a couple of days off work cos I've been feeling really down. I dont know why I feel like poo so much but its horrid. I'm scared 2 post at that website i found the darksite cos they might not beleive me or just tell me to shut up.

Someone told Linda about my ewbsite but she doenst know the address. I hope I dont have 2 take the poem about her off it. I dont wnat her seeing it but i dont want 2 take it off either. SHe can hear it when i win the poetry competitoin

I put my picture on my website, I hope that isnt a mistake, I will probably end up with a stalker or something. THat would be 1 up on Linda and her sicotic ex. Im going 2 put more photos up when i work out how 2 scan them in. Brian done this 1 for me.

Talking of stalkers, mum will get another weekend out soon. I know aunty millie doesnt want her in the house but i will try 2 work on her 2 c if I can perswade her 2 let her stay a couple of nites.

Mr Snugglebottom has been really misbehabving these past few days. Hes been annoying arthur in his gage again and aunty millie is getting so forgetful. I'm worried that 1 day shes going 2 leave the cage open and arthur will fly out of the window. Then who would mr snugglbottom play wtih!

im going 2 go 2 bed cos i have 2 go back 2 work tomororow.
goodnite everybody.

Poetry Competition
Dear dairy

I decided after last weekends piss up not 2 go out 2nite with aunt millie. Instead I stayed in and finished off a poem 4 a poetyr competition writing about work.

I'll put it here but i also put it on my poems page which u should all checko ut. They r messages from my soul aunt millie says. I cant show her this 1 tho cos its got swearng in it.

Its Called - Linda the Bitch

She always tells me what to do
do this, do that
the stupid moo
Its not her job to tell me to.
Linda the bitch

Everyday I have to see
Linda in her pvc
or boobtube or her mini skirt
the stupid slag is such a flirt.
Linda the bitch

One day I'm gonna shut her up
ive already spat in her cup
bet her tea never tasted the same
as my thick gob since that day.
Linda the bitch

For now my story must come to an end
this girl will never be my friend
she'll barely even look trend -y
Linda the bitch.

The End

I didnt write down all the stuff she tells me 2 do cos i couldnt get it 2 rime properly but they didnt say it had 2 be pages long or anythign.

I think i might habve a vhance of winning the work catergory cos every1 else will have big long poems that dont rime or anything and thats just stoopid.

Work was crap today and i missed the start of Big Brother the evisction nite. Im glad that cow stef got booted out first. And Cameron won... hes such a sweety even with his silly accent.

i'm going off 2 bed now cos i start at 8 2moro morning. nite nite xx

dear diary, god that lynda is such a bitch! she's been on at me all day 2 restock the teen lines like shes the boss....why she have 2 pick on me? cant bother auntie millie with it, she dont understand.
just came home curled up n cryed n had a drink from my secret stash. auntie millie wud go mad!!
wish little eric was here, 2 give him a hug, and 2 tell me its ok. i miss my brother. im so lonly here with millie, wish i had more friends....

ah well my legs still ache a bit from step last nite, but i really enjoy it. it gives me something 2 do and gets me out of the hoouse. just wish the other girls would speak 2 me, i dont thiink they ilike me very much and i dont know why.

ah well, nite-nite

Dear dairy

How clever am i? Even though I was a bit tipsy i still managed 2 set up 2 dairy.

It was auntmillies bithday yesterdday and we went 2 the local Weatherspoons for a quick drink. Shes all of 72 years old and acts like a teenager. i hope i'm lke that when i get 2 her age.

Even tho im proud of my acheevnments setting this up, i am so embarased by something i done. theres this guy on the dark side that ive been talking 2 and apparently i sent him a private messsage while i was tipsy. i dont remmber this or what i said 2 him and now i dont think i can look him in the face anymore so to speak. he sounds really sweet and hes from wales. I always wnted 2 go 2 wales.

Anyway, i had a bit of a hangover this morning which made work this afternoon a bit of a pain. Lynda was such a bitch 2 me 2day. She told me i was too fat to wear the tan miniskirt in the midas range. what does she know shes like a size 12. she always thinks shes my boss and im really sick of it. Brian from security says she needs 2 learn 2 keep that kind of nonsense to herserlf.

2nite i stayed in and watched some tv with aunty millie but i missed corrie and eastenders cos the traffic was bad 2nite hone from work.

Later i watched big brother. I wish it had been stef that was evicted rather han noosh cos she really anonys me. Noosh was a good laugh and brian from security said i looked a bit like her wen i had blond hair.

i also done my westlife page but its still got things that i need 2 put on it. i'm really chuffed with my website.

goodnite

welcome 2 my world
Dear dairy

Its late and I really should be in bed by now but I dont have to work until 4 2moro so im going 2 stay up late and play some more on nmy webiste.

I am really pleased with how this is turning out. I never new that it was so easy 2 do these webistes. I think i mighyt start 2 learn more 2 do them as a business 4 shops and things. I wonder if topshop has a webiste. I could do theyre website for them. I dont thin k they have a website cos I would no about it if they had one.

This bit of my website is where I am going 2 tell u about me and what i do in my free time.

I am currently 21 and live with my aunt millie who is a lovely old dear. Shes reakky my great aunt on my mums side.

My mum isnt about anymore and my dad dyed at the age of 52 when i was 17. I mss my dad so much sometimes it stll makes me cry. I miss my mum 2 but we dont talk about her much now.

I work in topshop as a senior sales consultant. I think that makes me sound really important and my job is one with lots of responsablity. I have 2 organise when every1 gets theyre lunch and tea breaks as well as decide who gets 2 do changing room and who is hanging stff up on the racks. One day i would like 2 be a manager of top shop but not the one i work for now cos its 2 big. I'd like one like they have in Debenhams which is just big enough but not 2 big.

I have two lovely little fuzzy pussys Mr and Mrs Snugglebottom. They are like a real married couple excepy they cant have kids cos mt sniugglebottom had his bits chopped off last year. I felt so sorry for him. It must have hurt. He had 2 wear a collar thingy so he wouldnt lick his wound. I wopuld like 2 train him not 2 lick that area at all. First i would like 2 train them both 2 sit.

My biggest dream is to be an actress in a hollyweood film. Apparently one of my uncles is a holywood prodicer who makes films for grownups. I have taken some acting classes at shepherds bush empire and i hoped that was meant 2 be my big brake. I'm a bit disaponted that no1 had discovered me yet but time will tell.

I would tell u more about me but its late and im going 2 go 2 bed now.

nite nite