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Linda the bitch
She always tells me what to do
do this do that
the stupid moo.
Its not her job to tell me to.
Linda the bitch
Everyday I have to see
Linda in her pvc
or lycra boobtube or mini skirt
the stupid slag is such a flirt.
Linda the bitch
One day I'm gonna shut her up
ive once already spat in her cup
bet her tea never tasted the same
as my green gob since that day.
Linda the bitch
For now my story must come to an end
this girl will never be my friend
she'll barely even look trend -y
Linda the bitch.
My heart cries
when i think of you
and how you left me.
We had so much
I gave you everything
And it wasnt enough.
I remember the way
you smiled and looked at me
You made me feel so special
Until you told me
there was no love anymore.
I love you're hair
I love you're eyes
You dont care
You told me lies
You hurt me bad
I want to die
I feel so sad
So this is goodbye
But I still love you
Mr and Mrs Snugglebottom
My tiny little kitty poos
oh how I loveth you
I love youre hair
I love youre tail
I even love it when you wail
at me to feed you so
At dinnertime the meowing goes
Meow meow on and on
I love your fuzzy fur so fawn
You cuddle up to me at night
And stop me from getting a fright
And in the morning out you go
To spend a day to and fro
I miss you
Oh dad I miss you
and i also miss mum
but it wasnt youre fault
she had to be in the home
Oh dad I miss you
I know it sounds silly
you laughed far far more
than dear old aunty millie
Oh dad I miss you
I think of you each day
one day well be together
each night for this i pray
I miss you.
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