Oh Bryan, Oh Bryan from Westlife

Leave that whore and make me your wife

I'll cook and I'll clean

I'll even hoover

I'll let you hold the telly doofer

You can have clean bath water

You can stink out the loo

Oh Bryan from Westlife

I'd do anything to marry you.

 

Oh Bryan Oh Bryan

I am So Smitten

Please leave that slag from Atomic Kitten.